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Funny Walk Into A Bar-B-Q - Personalized Engraved Wooden Cutting Board
Regular price
$44.95
Deliver to: United States
Order today, get it: Sep 14 – Sep 23
Made to order in 3–5 business days, then 7–12 in transit to United States.
Product details
Introduce a dash of humor to your kitchen with our Engraved Wooden Cutting Board. Sporting an amusing title that narrates the brief, comedic story of a Cow, a Pig and a Chicken going to a Bar-B-Q, this board is a guaranteed conversation starter. Crafted meticulously from sturdy wood, it offers an ideal surface for chopping ingredients or displaying artisan cheeses. It's not just a kitchen tool; it's a personal token of amusement that brings a smile to your face every time you use it.
This unique board makes a delightful gift for anyone who appreciates a fun twist in their kitchen essentials. It's perfect for birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries, or any occasion that could use a hearty laugh. Just imagine the wide grins when your loved ones unwrap this surprise! Serving up appetizers during a family gathering? Prepare to enjoy laughs, compliments, and a meal full of joy with our custom engraved board. So why wait? Elevate a regular day in the kitchen to an entertaining cooking experience, gift this cutting board today!
MESSAGE: Once Upon A Time A Pig, A Cow & A Chicken Walk Into A Bar-B-Q ... The End!
PRODUCT DETAILS:
- Material: Crafted from durable, eco-friendly bamboo that’s naturally resistant to cuts, moisture, and stains.
- Size:
+ S: 7.8 x 11.8 x 0.5 inches (~20 x 30 x 1.2 cm).
+ M: 9.1 x 13.8 x 0.5 in (~23 x 35 x 1.2 cm). - Features:
+ Smooth, rounded edges for safe and comfortable handling
+ Built-in juice groove to keep your countertops clean
+ Lightweight yet strong for daily kitchen use
+ Laser engraving ensures lasting clarity and detail — perfect for names, floral designs, or custom messages. - Care instructions:
+ Hand wash only. Avoid soaking or dishwasher use.
+ To preserve its look and integrity, apply food-safe mineral oil regularly.
Shipping & Returns
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- Changes: 2-hour windowOrders cannot be canceled once placed. Personalization or address change requests must be submitted within 2 hours of purchase.
- No PO boxes for large-format itemsCanvas, posters and metal signs must be shipped to a physical street address.
- International orders may take longerCustoms clearance can add days to delivery, and customs processing times are outside our control.
- Damage or production issue?Send your order number and clear photos of the item and packaging, then keep both until we confirm the next step.
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