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B*tch Acclamations - Personalized Easel Calendar
Regular price
$29.95
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Deliver to: United States
Order today, get it: Sep 14 – Sep 23
Made to order in 3–5 business days, then 7–12 in transit to United States.
Product details
Brighten every day of 2025 with a Personalized Funny Easel Calendar the perfect New Year’s or any occasion gift for friends, family, coworkers, or even your boss! This unique calendar adds a touch of humor and personality to any desk or workspace, making it a thoughtful and memorable present. Customize name to keep the recipient smiling all year long. Its compact, stylish design fits perfectly on any tabletop, while the personalized pages make it truly one-of-a-kind. Whether for birthdays, work anniversaries, or just because, this calendar is a gift that’s practical, personal, and guaranteed to spark joy every day!
MESSAGE:
Bitch acclamations
2025
Inhale the good shit exhale the bullshit.
Fuck that & fuck you.
Ringmaster of the fucking shit show.
You're pretty awesome keep that shit up.
Zero to bitch in 2.3 seconds.
Just a ray of fucking sunshine.
Be kind that shit is free.
Classy sassy & bad assy.
You are a real fucking gem.
Master sorcerer of bitchcraft.
Not my circus not my fucking clowns.
Merry mother fucking crisis.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
- Material: Made from high-quality white cardboard with a stable wooden base for durability and an upright design, ensuring easy viewing throughout the year.
- Dimensions:
+ Card size: 5 x 7.2 inches ( ~12.7 x 18.2 cm).
+ Wooden base size: 4.4 x 1.8 x 1 inches ( ~11.1 x 4.6 x 2.5 cm). - Features:
+ Detachable and Practical: Each month's card is detachable, making it effortless to jot down quick notes or adjust your plans. The wooden base keeps everything neatly organized.
+ Memo & Planning Space: More than just a calendar, it includes ample space for notes and reminders, helping you stay on top of your schedule with ease. - Aesthetic and Versatile: Featuring exquisite artwork, this calendar doubles as a decorative piece, adding charm to any setting—whether it’s your home, office, or studio.
Shipping & Returns
The essentials about changes, delivery and support for your personalized order.
- Changes: 2-hour windowOrders cannot be canceled once placed. Personalization or address change requests must be submitted within 2 hours of purchase.
- No PO boxes for large-format itemsCanvas, posters and metal signs must be shipped to a physical street address.
- International orders may take longerCustoms clearance can add days to delivery, and customs processing times are outside our control.
- Damage or production issue?Send your order number and clear photos of the item and packaging, then keep both until we confirm the next step.
Personalization
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- Add the requested detailsChoose each option in order and enter text exactly as you want it made.
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