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This Is Where I Murder Vegetables - Personalized Cutting Board
Deliver to: United States
Order today, get it: Sep 27 – Oct 6
Made to order in 3–5 business days, then 7–12 in transit to United States.
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Product details
Introducing our whimsically charming Paddle Cutting Board, titled "This Is Where I Murder Vegetables". A quirky addition to your kitchenware that not only serves a functional purpose but also acts as a delightful conversation starter. Imagine slicing and dicing your garden-fresh vegetables on this board, its humourous message playfully acknowledging your culinary prowess. This chopping board makes for a poignant expression of bonding over the shared love for food and cooking.
Thinking about a unique gift for her or perhaps a treat for yourself or an amusing surprise for mom? This personalized cutting board is just the right choice. It's perfect for multiple occasions - birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries, or any event that calls for a touch of warmth and exhilaration. Every time they’ll use it, they’ll not only remember your thoughtful gesture, but also the fun anecdotes about their epic kitchen adventures. So why wait, seize the moment and enrich your kitchen or bring joy to your loved ones with this delightful culinary tool. Life’s too short for boring kitchen accessories!
MESSAGE:
- This is Where I Murder Vegetables
- I Will Cut You
- She's Got A Knife!!
PRODUCT DETAILS:
- Material: 100% American hardwood.
- Available in solid maple or walnut hardwood.
- Laser engraved personalization.
- Dual-sided use (display & food prep).
- Durable and long-lasting.
- Made in the USA.
- Available Sizes: 11.5" x 5.5" and 15" x 7".
Shipping & Returns
The essentials about changes, delivery and support for your personalized order.
- Changes: 2-hour windowOrders cannot be canceled once placed. Personalization or address change requests must be submitted within 2 hours of purchase.
- No PO boxes for large-format itemsCanvas, posters and metal signs must be shipped to a physical street address.
- International orders may take longerCustoms clearance can add days to delivery, and customs processing times are outside our control.
- Damage or production issue?Send your order number and clear photos of the item and packaging, then keep both until we confirm the next step.
Personalization
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